Lyric Then She Bit Me
I was in a club, one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin , so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
you ll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.
Ouch!
That didn t hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
but she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, 89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.
I m at her house.
It s a Tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it s a shack.
Forget it, I ll go around back.
It s a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.
(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo...I hate that sound.
I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He s invisible.
I went downstairs.
It s a loft.
No, it s a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.
*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!
No, she wasn t there.
I m tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I m lying.There she is,
Watching T.V.
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V. s off.
There she is, what a doll.
No, that s Chucky from Child s play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.
I m rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it s goin to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You ll feel the force of my rage,
I m on a rampage!!!!!!!
Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn t.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn t wrong.
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.
A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin , so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
you ll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.
Ouch!
That didn t hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
but she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, 89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.
I m at her house.
It s a Tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it s a shack.
Forget it, I ll go around back.
It s a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.
(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo...I hate that sound.
I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He s invisible.
I went downstairs.
It s a loft.
No, it s a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.
*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!
No, she wasn t there.
I m tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I m lying.There she is,
Watching T.V.
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V. s off.
There she is, what a doll.
No, that s Chucky from Child s play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.
I m rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it s goin to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You ll feel the force of my rage,
I m on a rampage!!!!!!!
Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn t.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn t wrong.
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.
Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.
