Lyric Johnny Can t Read

Johnny Can t Read


Football, baseball, basket ball games
Drinkin bear, kickin ass and takin down names
With the top down, get-a-round, shootin the line
Summer is here and Johnny s feelin fine

But Johnny can t read
Summer is over and he s gone to seed
Johnny can t read
He never learned nothin that he ll ever need

Well, Johnny can dance and Johnny can love
Johnny can push and Johnny can shove
Johnny can hang out; Johnny can talk tough
Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up

But Johnny can t read
Summer is over and he s gone to seed
(You know that), Johnny can t read
He never learned nothin that he ll ever need
Well, is it Teacher s fault? Oh No!
Is it Mommy s fault? Oh No!
Is it society s fault? Oh No!
Well is it Johnny s fault? OhhHHH NooOOO!Couple years later, Johnny s on the run
Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun
Well, he went and did something that he shouldn t
oughta done
F.B.I. on his tail
"Use A Gun-Go To Jail"
But Johnny can t read
Summer is over and he s gone to seed
(You know that), Johnny can t read
He never learned nothin that he ll ever need
Well is is Teacher s fault? Oh No
Is it Mommie s fault? Oh No
Is it the President s fault? Oh No
Well is it Johnny s fault? OhhHHH NooOOO!

Johnny can dance and Johnny can love
Johnny can push and Johnny can shove
Johnny can pinball; Johnny can talk tough
Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up

Well, recess is over
Recess is over!

Sitcoms, "T.&A."
Johnny s mind is blown away
Cop shows, horror flicks
Johnny s brain is full of bricks
Rock show, Video
Boob tube, Rubik s cube
Game fools, Sunday school
Gain fans(?), Gobble gangs(?)
Wonka wonka wonka
There s a new kid in town...