Lyric Rose Parade

they asked me to come down and watch the parade
and to march down the street like the duracell bunny
with a wink and a wave from the cavalcade
throwing out candy that looks like money
to people passing by that all seem to be going the other way
said won t you follow me down to the rose parade?
tripped over a dog in a choke-chain collar
people were shouting and pushing and saying
and when i traded a smoke for a food stamp dollar
a ridiculous marching band started playing
and got me singing along with some half-hearted victory song
won t you follow me down to the rose parade?
won t you follow me down to the rose parade?
won t you follow me down to the rose parade?
the trumpet has obviously been drinking
because he s fucking up even the simplest lines
i d say it s a sight that s quite worth seeing
it s just that everyone s interest is stronger than mine
and when they clean the street i ll be the only shit that s left behind
won t you follow me down to the rose parade?
won t you follow me down to the rose parade?
won t you follow me down to the rose parade?