Lyric The Dirty Dozen

i want all you manfolk to fall in line
       and shake yo shimmy like i m shakin mine
       you shake yo shimmy and you shake it fast
       if you can t shake the shimmy, shake it yes yes yes
       
              and you sa dirty mistreatin robber and a-cheatin
              strip you in a desert and you pop aint yo cousin
              and you mama do the lordylord
       
       you re to go with pop and runnin round the field
       slippin and a-slidin like an automobile
       i hollared at poppa and told him to wait
       he slipped away from me just like a cadillac snake
       
               cause he s a rotten mistreater, robber and a cheater
              slip you with a dozen, yo pop aint yo cousin
              and you mama do the lordylord!
       
       now i liked yo uncle, liked yo brother too
       i did like yo papa but yo papa wouldn t do
       i met yo daddy on the carn the other day
       you know about that cause he was funny that way
       
               cause he s a funny mistreater, robber and a cheater
              strip you in a dozen, yo pop is yo cousin
              yo mama do the lordylord!

       now God made em an elephant, he made him stout
       wasn t satisfied until he made him a snout
       made him a snout just as long as a rail
       wasn t satisfied until he made him a tail
       made him a tail just to find the flies
       wasn t satisfied until he made him some eyes
       made him some eyes just to look on the grass
       he wasn t satisfied until he made his yes-yes
       made his yes-yes-yes, did he get fixed
       he wasn t satisfied until he made him sick
       he made him sick, oh lord, he made him well
       you know about that cause the elephant cried out

              he s a funny mistreater, robber and a cheater
              strip you in a dozen, yo pop is yo cousin
              yo maaaaaama do the loooooordylooooord!
              Wooooo!