Lyric Guilty Conscience
Announcer: Meet Eddie, 23 years old.
Fed up with life,
and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store
But on his way in,
he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly,
his conscience comes into play
Dr. Dre: Alright, stop.
Now before you walk in the door
Of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You d better think of the consequences.
Eddie: Who are you?
Dr. Dre: I m your motherfuckin conscience.
Eminem: That nonsense.
Go in; grab for the money,
then run to one of your aunt s cribs.
And borrow her damn dress
And one of her blonde wigs.
Tell er you need a place to stay
You ll be safe for days
If you shave yer legs
With Rene s razor blades
Dr. Dre: Yeah, but if it all goes through
Like it s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you
And they ll expose you.
Think about before you walk in the door, first.
Look at the store clerk,
She s older then George Burns
Eminem: Fuck that.
Do that shit.
Shoot that bitch
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies?
Are you that bitch?
You really think *she* gives a fuck
If you have kids?
Dr. Dre: Man, don t do it.
It s not worth it
To risk it.
Not over this shit.
Drop the bizket.
Don t even listen to Slim, yo.
He s bad for you.
Eminem: You know what, Dre?
I don t like your attitude.
Announcer: Meet Stan, 21 years old
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
thing s start getting hot a heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
But, once again, his conscience comes into play.
Eminem: Now listen to me.
While yer kissin her cheek
And smearin her lipstick,
I ll slip this in her drink.
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch s earlobe
Dr. Dre: Yo, this girls only 15 years old.
You shouldn t take advantage of her,
It s not fair.
Eminem: Yo, look at her bush,
Does it got hair?
Stan: Uh-huh.
Eminem: Fuck this bitch,
Right here on the spot
Bare.
Till she passes out
And she forgot how she got there.
Dr. Dre: Man, ain t you ever seen that one movie Kids.
Eminem: No, but I seen a porno with some Nubians.
Dr. Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Eminem: Man, fuck that
Get that shit balled off and bail.
Announcer: Meet Graddy, a 29 year-old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day s work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man.
Graddy: What the *fuck?*
Dr. Dre: Alright, calm down.
Relax
Start breathin
Eminem: Fuck that shit.
You just caught this bitch cheatin .
While you at work, she s with some dude
Tryin ta get off?
*Fuck* slittin her throat!
Cut this bitch s HEAD OFF!
Dr Dre: Wait,
Maybe there s an explanation for this shit.
Eminem: What?
She tripped,
Fell,
And landed on his dick?
Dr. Dre: Alright, Shady.
Maybe he s right, Graddy.
But think about the baby
Before you get all crazy.
Eminem: Okay, thought about it!
Still wanna stab her,
Grab her by the throat,
Get yer daughter,
And kidnap her?
That s what I did.
Be smart, don t be a retard.
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped D-Barns?
Dr. Dre: What d you say?
Eminem: What s wrong?
Didn t think I remember?
Dr. Dre: I m a kill you, motherfucker!
Eminem: Ah-ah,
Temper, temper.
Mr. Dre?
Mr. N-W-A?
Mr. A-K,
Coming straight out a Compton
Y all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Dr. Dre: Cuz he don t need to go the same rout that I went.
Been there, done that.
Aw, fuck it.
What am I sayin ?
Shoot um both, Graddy,
Where s yer gun at?
Fed up with life,
and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store
But on his way in,
he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly,
his conscience comes into play
Dr. Dre: Alright, stop.
Now before you walk in the door
Of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You d better think of the consequences.
Eddie: Who are you?
Dr. Dre: I m your motherfuckin conscience.
Eminem: That nonsense.
Go in; grab for the money,
then run to one of your aunt s cribs.
And borrow her damn dress
And one of her blonde wigs.
Tell er you need a place to stay
You ll be safe for days
If you shave yer legs
With Rene s razor blades
Dr. Dre: Yeah, but if it all goes through
Like it s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you
And they ll expose you.
Think about before you walk in the door, first.
Look at the store clerk,
She s older then George Burns
Eminem: Fuck that.
Do that shit.
Shoot that bitch
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies?
Are you that bitch?
You really think *she* gives a fuck
If you have kids?
Dr. Dre: Man, don t do it.
It s not worth it
To risk it.
Not over this shit.
Drop the bizket.
Don t even listen to Slim, yo.
He s bad for you.
Eminem: You know what, Dre?
I don t like your attitude.
Announcer: Meet Stan, 21 years old
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
thing s start getting hot a heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
But, once again, his conscience comes into play.
Eminem: Now listen to me.
While yer kissin her cheek
And smearin her lipstick,
I ll slip this in her drink.
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch s earlobe
Dr. Dre: Yo, this girls only 15 years old.
You shouldn t take advantage of her,
It s not fair.
Eminem: Yo, look at her bush,
Does it got hair?
Stan: Uh-huh.
Eminem: Fuck this bitch,
Right here on the spot
Bare.
Till she passes out
And she forgot how she got there.
Dr. Dre: Man, ain t you ever seen that one movie Kids.
Eminem: No, but I seen a porno with some Nubians.
Dr. Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Eminem: Man, fuck that
Get that shit balled off and bail.
Announcer: Meet Graddy, a 29 year-old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day s work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man.
Graddy: What the *fuck?*
Dr. Dre: Alright, calm down.
Relax
Start breathin
Eminem: Fuck that shit.
You just caught this bitch cheatin .
While you at work, she s with some dude
Tryin ta get off?
*Fuck* slittin her throat!
Cut this bitch s HEAD OFF!
Dr Dre: Wait,
Maybe there s an explanation for this shit.
Eminem: What?
She tripped,
Fell,
And landed on his dick?
Dr. Dre: Alright, Shady.
Maybe he s right, Graddy.
But think about the baby
Before you get all crazy.
Eminem: Okay, thought about it!
Still wanna stab her,
Grab her by the throat,
Get yer daughter,
And kidnap her?
That s what I did.
Be smart, don t be a retard.
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped D-Barns?
Dr. Dre: What d you say?
Eminem: What s wrong?
Didn t think I remember?
Dr. Dre: I m a kill you, motherfucker!
Eminem: Ah-ah,
Temper, temper.
Mr. Dre?
Mr. N-W-A?
Mr. A-K,
Coming straight out a Compton
Y all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Dr. Dre: Cuz he don t need to go the same rout that I went.
Been there, done that.
Aw, fuck it.
What am I sayin ?
Shoot um both, Graddy,
Where s yer gun at?
