Lyric He s Nobody s Moggy Now

Somebody s Moggy by the side of the road
Somebody s pussy who forgot his highway code
Someone s favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran onto the road and tried to argue with a truck

Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
Decapitating tweetybirds and masticating mice
Now he s just 6 lbs of raw minced meat that don t smell very nice
He s nobody s Moggy now

Oh you who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
Don t let him argue with a truck the truck is bound to win
And upon the busy road don t let him play or frolic
If you do I m warning you it could be CAT-ostrophic

If he plays out on the roadway I m afraid that will be that
There ll be one last despairing MEOW and a sort of squelchy SPLAT
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
He s nobody s Moggy
Just red and squashed and soggy
He s Nobody s Moggy now

Ooohmm