Lyric Ancient abbey

Have you got Miss Fortune, she s the daughter of rich parents,
all she does is cry. One four-letter word is all she wants
but you can t buy love so there s no supply.
Will you take young Master Charge, the boy who s living well
beyond his father s means. (Happy families.) See his mother
kill herself with work to keep her dandy in the latest jeans.
(Happy families.)
Happy families is a kid s game. Happy families is your main
aim. It starts out with a dealing in the middle of the night,
and ends up with a full house if you play your cards out
right. Mum says Dad is cheating, you should see the grown-ups
fight for happy families, the game that s sure to please.
Have you got young Master Race the bigot son who, like his dad,
is fooled with fear. (Happy families.) Not so much a sun,
more of a stormtrooper, to burn the books when Dad s not here.
(Happy families.)
Happy families is a kid s game. Happy families is your main
aim. You start out with your first cub and you think that
life s a song. You ll end up with a wolfpack if you lay your
cards out wrong. Dad says Mom is cheating, you can see the
children long for happy families, the game that s sure to please.
Have you got Miss Carriage, she s the girl who wants a baby
that she cannot find. (Happy families.) Strange, the ones
who want to win the race are usually the ones who fall behind.