Lyric Mere Pseud Mag Ed

His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche s in the hearth



Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard Ramones in 81
Has a Spanish guitar



Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn t get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
A fancied wit that s imitation of Rumpole of Bailey



Who s causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do-do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact



He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff



He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw Not the Nine O Clock News History of the World Part One
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least



Mere pseud mag editor s father (x12)