Lyric Minimum Wage

Politically correct and mentally erect
I m doing everything I can to conserve the best
But life ain t nothin but a bowl a grits
And this United States proud crap makes me sick
People tell me go make a name for yourself
Cause that s the only way you re gonna get outta this hell
I m gonna try and try and try and do all that I can
But I ll never understand

It s guaranteed I m making minimum wage
I can t survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can t survive this day and age
It s guaranteed I m making minimum wage

I ll take a work strike
Over a tax hike
Any day of the year
And I don t care about anything
As long as those striking ain t bottling beer
Give me a gun let s go get the XXX
He wouldn t mind he s protected by the aliens
I ve got a green man in my backyard
This time the goverment has gone too far

It s guaranteed I m making minimum wage
I can t survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can t survive this day and age
It s guaranteed I m making minimum wage

It s guaranteed I m making minimum wage
I can t survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can t survive this day and age
It s guaranteed I m making minimum wage