Lyric I Wish I Had A Date

Well I wish I had a date
So I wear my suit and tie
Well I wish I had a date
With a pretty girl in mind
Well I ll take her out to dinner
And I ll treat her real good
I ll spend all my money on expensive food
Show her off to all the rest of my friends
I m not good lookin but at least she s a 10
I won t pay attention while my buddies scam
I ll be in love with a bitchin bim
You know I am but at least she ll pretend

Well I wish I had a date
And a body for brawls and fights
Well if I didn t have a chicken face
I could mack em down the chicks at night
Well we ll go out at night and she ll ignore me
Just a little but not a lot
And she ll go flirt with the tough guys
And they ll fool around with her twat
And for the moment that I have my back turned
She s making out in the parking lot

Well I wish I had a date
With a lot of trust and devotion
Well I wish I didn t have a chump
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean
But if you know I had a date
And she wouldn t play on me
Cowwa-cowwa bunga
Yeah, man, real peachy

Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date