Lyric If I Were A...I d

(A. Moore, C. Dowd)

If I believed everything I saw on television
I d...Think
Like Brady Bunch
Eat Wendy s for lunch
Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much
Get a 9 to 5 never have a life
Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife

Then I ll be a cop! And I won t be stopped
Power trippin robot just chewin off my ear.