Lyric Combat Chuck

A real life superhero. He s got the Holy Ghost. He s either praising Jesus, or he s making toast. Ain t got no superpowers, ain t got no giant brain, but he would try and help you, if he heard you call his name. There s some kids there in some trouble, need a Pepsi on the double. then he shouts, not so quiet, "Would you like regular or diet?" Found a campsite for some kids, by the stage is what he did. People ask why he s so nice, he wants to be like Jesus Christ. Whenever you re in trouble, whenever you re in need, Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed. he s on the ball to save the masses, got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses. his head is bald, he shaved it shiny. Kicks the devil in his hiney. People ask why he s so nice, he wants to be like Jesus Christ.