Lyric Dinah-Moe-Hum

I couldn t say where she s coming from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can t make me cum
(Y jes can t do it)

She made a bet with her sister who s a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don t mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers n stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn t hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where this Dinah-Moe
Comin from
Done spent three hours
An I ain t got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain t been to it
Cause I can t get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An you re half-way there
Cause if my mind s tore up
Then my body don t care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn t matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasn t done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn t give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
BUNS UP!
I was wheelin an dealin
WHEELIN AN DEALIN AN OOOOH!
She surrended to the feelin
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
An she started in to squealin

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
Bout her mental health
Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...Dora...
M-M-M...it s real angora
Would y all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, Fauna?
Y wanna?

MMM...sound like y might be chokin on somethin

Did you say you want some more?
Well, here s some more...

MMM, sure...listen
D you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

MMM...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn t say where she s coming from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can t make me cum
(Y jes can t do it)

I whipped off her bloomers n stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked n stroked till my wrist got numb
An you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe