Lyric The Fun Lovin Criminal

One, two, three and I come with the redneck style
cause you know I get paid by the mile, like Avis
I pave this, Fast save this, everybody smile. . .
And act gracious
see I rob banks, I pull pranks, sometimes I eat
franks and knishes,best wishes, I m vicious but here
I am again like CNN. Delivery my friend.

Stick em up punk, it s the Fun Lovin Criminal (2x)

Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. . .
I m more freaky than Disco 2000
I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite
I ll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
and I never, ever, ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
Cause everybody knows fat birds don t fly

Stick em up punk, it s the Fun Lovin Criminal (4x)
The Fun Lovin Criminal (3x)

Means with the green, murder on your spleen
living in a dream do you know what I mean
goateed indeed, smart like John Steed
I ll steal your girlie and I ll steal your weed
I got so much flavor that I ll always leave you chewin
I got so many styles you ll be thinking I m from the U.N.
I broke into the White House and never got caught
and I d be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut
I am always optimistic about human relations
I got more friends than my man Peter Gatien
We re always fun loving, so don t start bugging
If your girlie comes up and starts kissing and hugging


Stick em up punk, it s the Fun Lovin Criminal (4x)