Lyric I m The Greatest Star
I have 36 expressions
Sweet as pie and tough as leather
And that s six expressions more
Than all them Barrymores put together
Instead of just kicking me
Why don t they give me a lift
Well, it must be a plot
Cause they re scared that I got such a gift
Well I m miffed
Cause I m the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
Wait, they re gonna hear a voice
A silver flute
They ll cheer each toot
( Yeah, she s terrific!)
When I expose it!
Now can t you see to look at me
That I m a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel, I have so much to offer
(Hey listen kid I know I d be divine because ...)
I m a natural cougher
[coughing sounds]
Some ain t got it, not a lump
I m a great big clump of talent!
Laugh, they ll bend in half
(Did you ever hear that story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the chokes)
A thousand faces, I reiterate
When you re gifted
Than you re gifted
These are facts I got no ax to grind
He, what are you blind?
In all the world so far, I m the greatest star
No autographs please
[spoken]
Do you thing beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever
What if I say not, any minute now there gonna be out
Finished than it ll be my turn
[sung]
Who is the pip with pizazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who s an American beauty rose,
With an American beauty nose,
And ten American beauty toes,
Eyes on the target and wham
One shot one gunshot and bam?
He mister Keeney here I am
I m the greatest star
I am by far but no one knows it!
That s why I was born
I blow my horn
Till someone blows it
I ll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I ll flicker, then flare up, ah, ah!
All the world s gonna stare up
Looking down you ll never see me
Try the sky cause that ll be me!
I can make them cry
I can make them sigh
Some day they ll clamor for my drama
Have you guessed yet, who s the best yet?
If you ain t I ll tell you one more time
You bet yer last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!
Sweet as pie and tough as leather
And that s six expressions more
Than all them Barrymores put together
Instead of just kicking me
Why don t they give me a lift
Well, it must be a plot
Cause they re scared that I got such a gift
Well I m miffed
Cause I m the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it
Wait, they re gonna hear a voice
A silver flute
They ll cheer each toot
( Yeah, she s terrific!)
When I expose it!
Now can t you see to look at me
That I m a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel, I have so much to offer
(Hey listen kid I know I d be divine because ...)
I m a natural cougher
[coughing sounds]
Some ain t got it, not a lump
I m a great big clump of talent!
Laugh, they ll bend in half
(Did you ever hear that story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes
(Stick around for the chokes)
A thousand faces, I reiterate
When you re gifted
Than you re gifted
These are facts I got no ax to grind
He, what are you blind?
In all the world so far, I m the greatest star
No autographs please
[spoken]
Do you thing beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever
What if I say not, any minute now there gonna be out
Finished than it ll be my turn
[sung]
Who is the pip with pizazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who s an American beauty rose,
With an American beauty nose,
And ten American beauty toes,
Eyes on the target and wham
One shot one gunshot and bam?
He mister Keeney here I am
I m the greatest star
I am by far but no one knows it!
That s why I was born
I blow my horn
Till someone blows it
I ll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I ll flicker, then flare up, ah, ah!
All the world s gonna stare up
Looking down you ll never see me
Try the sky cause that ll be me!
I can make them cry
I can make them sigh
Some day they ll clamor for my drama
Have you guessed yet, who s the best yet?
If you ain t I ll tell you one more time
You bet yer last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!
