Lyric I m getting fat

I m getting fat, but not as fat as I m gonna be
and when I m fat, it might not be very nice to see
but I don t give a damn about the size of my belt
and I don t really care about the looks that I get
I m getting fat...whoopie.

I m getting old (he s getting old)
but not as old as I m gonna be
I m getting hair (he s getting hair)
in places that it shouldn t be
and I don t really care about the kids of today
and I don t give a damn about the music they play
I m getting old (he s getting old)...whoopie.

INDIFFERENT GUITAR SOLO

I m getting drunk (he s getting drunk)
but not as drunk as I m gonna be
and when I wake up (when he wakes up)
I m gonna wish that I d stayed aslep
but at least I m waking up beside the girl of my dreams
I m getting drunk (he s getting drunk)...whoopie.

I m getting fat (he s getting fat), I m getting old (he s getting old), I m getting drunk (he s getting drunk)...whoopie.
I m getting old (he s getting old), I m getting drunk (he s getting drunk), I m getting fat (he s getting fat)...whoopie.
I m getting drunk (he s getting drunk), I m getting fat (he s getting fat), I m getting old (he s getting old)...whoopie.
(Repeat like this until you pass out from either drunkenness or boredom.)