Lyric Dead Before I Was Born

well the lord must have had his day off when I was born
he went to bed closed his eyes had some fun
mummy said she wanted me and I was welcome
daddy gave his sperm and it was done

ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

the first thing that I saw was white
the nurse came with the scissors and said : it s a boy
the doctor hit my ass, said come on cry
and then I started to scream and I was alive

ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

and now I m here and I don t know why
cause I wasn t asked at all

ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born