Lyric American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

If your paycheck depends on
The weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That you re facing
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
For most things you don t mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Well rejoice you have a voice
If you re concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
It s called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

It represents the hardhat
Gunrack, achin -back
Over taxed, flag-wavin , fun-lovin crowd
They re heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There s no forms or applications
There s no red tape administrations
It s the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We re all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We don t reach for handouts
we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation
For your frustration
It s called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

It represents the mud flaps
Six pack, beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin , fun-lovin crowd
They re heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There s no forms or applications
There s no red tape administrations
It s the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association