Lyric Hollywood Squares

I ve always said "I do" too easy
And now I m payin the price
My weakness for beautiful women
Is my most expensive vice
I still believe in matrimony
But I can t afford another try
Child support and alimony
Is just about to bleed me dry

Chorus:
I got ex s all across the country
And I owe everybody in town
I got bill collectors a callin me up
And lawyers tryin to track me down
I m just one wrong move from the poor house
But I don t belong in there
I got so many ex s and owe so much
I ought to be on Hollywood squares

Yeah, I ought to be on Hollywood squares

Lookin back over my love life
I only have myself to blame
I guess I should ve checked my price tag
Before I gave em my last name
Now my credit rating s in the gutter
And the bottom line sure looks bad
I ll be payin the rest of my life
For the few good times I ve had

Chorus

Yeah, they ought to put me on Hollywood squares