Lyric Underneath The Blanket Go

I don t know if you ve heard the news but I m a boy
Who s got himself a problem so big it s no joy
You see I ve something that people claim
Could bring me fortune and instant fame
A face so ugly you could hardly blame
Anybody here for saying so

I think I ll bury myself deep beneath the ground
And come up only when there s no one else around
And if by chance someone approaches me
And that someone happens to be a she
You can bet your life in time of worry
I wouldn t hesitate but to be that way

Oh why can t girls just look at me and smile
Instead of looking at me as though
I will turn my head and before I go to bed
Gaily underneath the blanket go

I ve even wrote to Marjorie Proops, but she can t help
The best that she could offer me was disguise yourself
Well this I ve done would you believe not twice
But more than once in fact I think it was nice
So much so when I m inclined to hurry
I wouldn t hesitate but to be that way-oh oh oh

Woh! Woh!