Lyric Forever Wondering

I woke up late this morning
that s the second lime this week
if my boss finds out I m late again
he s sure to make me leave
is there no end to my worries
I m forever wondering

My girlfriend s name is Susan
we got engaged last march
was killed while getting off a bus
at the top of marble arch
what did she do to deserve this
I m forever wondering

Let me say that right away
whatever you might think
I am not about to lose my mind
although I might feel that way inclined
I m not the type, no head for heights

You think you got your troubles
well just take a look at mine
must be the first pedestrian
to receive a parking fine
is there no-end to my worries
I m forever wondering

How can you sit there and say things like
boy you re looking good
when I feel like something the cat brought in
not that I don t like cats why think
yours would look great on a curry plate

I ve got this slight infection
thought was in my head
when I asked my doctor what it was
he said " I don t know myself"
is there no end to my worries
I m forever wondering