Lyric Looking (at Tale Of Two Meanings)

I m looking for a man who knows how to finish
Better than to begin
I m looking for a girl whose age is Virginia
Name around seventeen
I m looking for a tie that won t get knotted
One that will not be four making five
On I ve a reason you see
That s good. tell me where s the door

I like to think it s time I stopped interfering
In peoples private lives
I like to think the bits I find fascinating
Ought to decrease in size
I like to think but then you tell me who doesn t
And I ll tell you a tale/tail
Is the part you start with when you begin
Or brush If your dog s on sale

I like to think but then you tell me who doesn t
And I ll tell you a sale
Is the time you find out everything s cheap
Only prices remain unchanged

I m wondering If the girl I married this morning
Wants us to get divorced
I m wondering If the child we both plan on having
Shouldn t be ordered first
I m wondering If the pain I have In my left leg
isn t just In my head
Which Is fine. don t mind as long as I m here
I might as well stay myself