Lyric Or So They Say

Or I ve never been able To stand on a table Without using both of my feet I ve always resisted The choice that was listed Whenever I sat down to eat. Now don t think me rude but that dress is so low cut Your navel is sticking out And not that I m curious But seeing how low yours is I wonder where mine is about. I read in the newspapers only today that tomorrow s will be even better liquid detergent is now guaranteed to absorb all the dirt from your sweater Or so they say. We once had a neighbour Who came from Jamaica (No - she came of her own accord) Who talked with an accent Like that of a Dachshund Whose cousin the Queen had adored. Oh how would you like it If I was invited To Lords on the first day of play I m no Gary Sobers But I can bowl overs In quite an unorthodox way. Now cricket s a game that can baffle us all It s the silly mid-on that gets me Silly or not, it s enthralling to watch Only maidens of course disagree. Or so they say. Life is so often a dullish affair It s no wonder that crime has incre
ased What does it matter, if there s no hereafter We re here after all just to breathe Or so they say. And as I finish playing This is my way of saying "THE END."