Lyric Wwzd

Can I scream, or maybe just talk
About the lives that we lead and the paths that we walk
There s a god for the sun and the sea
Monotheism isn t for me

So ask yourself: What would Zeus do?
A pagan life, it just might be for you

Don t you see that all faiths are dumb*
But make the right choice and at least you ll have fun
It s time for us to take a stand
I say "F" the ineffable plan!

[*Oops, the correct lyric is "all faiths are ONE". I hope that little
typo didn t offend anyone -editor s note]