Lyric Burger Baby

Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes
I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize
Cause I m a starving motherfucker who wants much bigger thighs
Get so horny when a onion ring gets fucked by a fry

What can I do? I love you, I d hump you, it s cool
I just don t care what they say (BURGER BABY)
Know what I ll do, I love you, I ll hump you, it s cool
And we ll be happy that way (BURGER BABY)

I m the kinda lady who will get down and spread
Spray that shit all over me till Carl Junior is dead
Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red
And grab a condom so your condiments don t spill on the bed

Weepin like a bitch one night I just couldn t stand it
Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn t planned it
Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, "We don t understand it!"
I said "BURGER ABORTION I DON T ASK IT I DEMAND IT!!!!"

What can I do? Can t kill you, I love you, I do
I ll just raise you up as my son (BURGER BABY)
Know what I ll do, won t kill you, I love you, I do
And you ll be my only one (BURGER BABY)