Lyric You Made Me Gay

I got somethin to say! (what?)
I m kinda gay! (yeah?)
I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)
So listen up ladies
I like guyz and hate babies
If you get me real drunk
I ll go for the junk in the trunk
You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime
But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME!
You open up your lips and try to seal my doom
So I make a beeline straight to the menz room

I thought you were cute
I thought your ass was fine
But then I took down your pants
And I said “NEVER MIND!!!!”

Don t even try to play me bitch
Don t even try to front
You think that you want dong
But I know you want wet cunt
And there you go
Bein all sick
Are you stupid, girl?
Of COURSE I want the dick!!!!

Stop lyin , ho!
You know that you want it!
NO I DON T!!!!

Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!!
You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!!

Are you gay?
HAAAAY, you made me GAY.

I thought you liked it that way!
Naw, bitch, I m gay!

I thought you liked it that way!!!!
No, ho, I m fucking gay!!!!
You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl

You ain t gay
HAAAAY, you made me GAY.
STOP!…jockin me girl
Why can t you see?
There s a million guys
That are dyin to screw me

I see how it is Hunx
I don t give you a bona
When I m through with your ass
It will be in a coma
You have the ass
You have the titty
But there s somethin in my pants
That makes me wanna go to the shitty city

But menz ain t got no pussy
They ain t got no vagina
I m THROUGH with you gay boyz
Drop outta mankind-a!!!!
You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear
And I like honey cuz I m a little bear

Well I only pursued you cuz I heard that you had girth
But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth
Go gay, girl, it s so much better
I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar

Your cock ain t nuthin anyway I d rather suck a dog off
And I ll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off
There s so many girls and there s so many guys
It s hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs

You re missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax
And Kenny G type blowjobz cuz I play a mean skin sax

For today go ahead and do me that way
But I made up my mind, silly ho, I m GAY!!!!

Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies
Cuz I hate shitty menz and I don t want shitty babies.