Lyric Toilet

Now the time is here
Toilet talk is what is near
In an outhouse outside my pad
My sense of smell makes me see red
My dog takes a drink
From the toilet which makes us think
Toilet!!
Pizza dinner I went out
20 beers scream and shout
Now the moment of truth comes in
I ll fill that dog from the other end
I hope that someday I will find
A giant toilet of this kind
It s drained with tile and coping and
Free alva decks for my whole band
Skate this thing till the break of dawn
While Corky and Tyler pack my bong
What s the deal you say it s gay
While chicks and jocks they think it s lame