Lyric Veggicide

Something s up
Something s on my mind
I try to go to sleep
I try to pass the time
What gives you the right
To kill a harmless carrot
Growing in God s sunlight

You say they re best
You say they re best for you
I say it s not true
You say they make
A damn good stew
So it s time
It s time to liberate
Don t eat a carrot
Spare it
And don t eat the beet
On your plateAll my friends say
Veggies feel no pain
All my friends say
Veggies have no brains
All my friends say
Veggies feel no pain
Don t stir fry by me!