Lyric Musical Monkey

I ve got a fanzine
So I should know
everything bout every band
I turned punk 2 years ago
I tell my subjects
I m D.I.Y.
I ll your band a sellout
& I ll tell convienient lies
I ve got a lot of staples
and to much....
Time to trash a band
They fucking blow
since I wasn t on the list
I didn t make the show oh well
No major labels
They really suck
except for Bad Religion
can t get their sticker of my truck
got my own agenda
I write the rules
I ll use my moms cash
nobody knows
are you calling me a liar
yeah my story has some holes
I ll start a label
rip of the bands
I will liberate the punk scene
Just part of my master plan
If its in my zine
It must be true
Who told you I m always crying
Just because I m getting sued
That guys an asshole
That bands on Ludes
I guess my little fanzine
is like the weekly world news