Lyric Private Audition

I got an appointment to keep, for seven nights I couldn t sleep
I m in a state of disbelief
It s my big chance on magic street

I followed this fashion doll down the famous hall
"Ginger won t be long at all" She said "Take a number
You ll be called."

I said "I m gonna show him what I can do now its just between
us two." In the grand tradition...Private audition

(Wish I knew then what I know now)

I don;t know what I did wrong, I thought I really laid it on
When he called out for some more, I gave him my standard encore

I gave him the Swanee River, and the good ship Rockin Rye
The Stars and Stripes Forever, and good ol Pal O Mine
But that ain t what he was on about
He was casting for his couch

(ahem)
He said, "Come on baby, show me what you can do,
Now it s just between us two.
In the great tradition...Private audition