Lyric The Dating Game
Anouncer: Let s meet contestant number one!
He s a schitzofrenic serial killer clown, who says
women love his sexy smile. Let s find out if his
charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon what s your question?
Sharon: Contestant number one, I believe first impressions
last forever, so let s say you were to come over to my
parents house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you d do to make that first impression really
stick?
Let s see...hmm...well I d have to think about it
I might show up in a tux (ha) but I doubt it
I d probably just show up naked like I always do
And lick your mama in the eye and tell her F*ck you
Hurry up B*tch I m hungry...I smell spaghetti
I d pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed
I d have to walk up and bust him in his F*ckin lips
It s dinner time...we re hearing grace from your mother
I d pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I m steady staring at your sister, I ll tell you this
You know for only thirteen, she s got some big tits
After that, your dad would try to jump again
and only this time I d put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I d try to f*ck her till I nut in my underwear
(hahahahaha)
Anouncer: Now let s meet contestant number two!
He s a phsycopathic daranged crack head freak, who works
with a dark carnival. He says women call him strech nuts
Sharon let s hear your question?
Sharon: I like a man who s not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two...If you fell in love with me exactly how would you
let me know?
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a witchy b*tch yo (f*ck you)
But if I did I ll probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother f*ckers out of here
I d go through your phone book, and wack em all
and fight contestant number one and break his f*cken jaw (what)
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay
I ll be blowing f*cken nuggets off all day
I d grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go and watch them both spring up in your face
I ll sing love songs to you the best I can
Get you naked and hit it like a Cave man!
Then we d go to the beach and walk through the sand
I d throw a little in your face and say I m just playin
As you spit it all out I rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
(HAHAHAHAH)
Anouncer: Well it sounds like contestant number two is just over-
flowing with sensitivity Sharon, It s a tough choice so far
Sharon let s have your last question and see which one is going
to win the rights to your _____
Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me
at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention
and what would your pick up lines be? Whoever s the smoothest wins
Ok well first I d slide up to the bar and tell you that I can t
believe how f*cken fat you are
I d tell you that I like the way you make you titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you d look like Ricky Lake
(F*CK THAT) you d be jacking me quick, I d order you a drink
and stir it with my Dick, and then to get your attention in the
crowded place I d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
(Yeah freak her with your nuts, yeah that ll get her)
(tell her that she s fat, yeah that ll work even better)
Look f*ck you, I gotta strong rep shit you don t like contestant
number two he s mad wack, I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up behind a bucket (HAHAH) tryin ta f*ck it
It was a big f*cken smelly ass farm lama DAMN DAWG! How you gonna diss
your mama ?(HAHAHAHAHAHA)
He s a schitzofrenic serial killer clown, who says
women love his sexy smile. Let s find out if his
charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon what s your question?
Sharon: Contestant number one, I believe first impressions
last forever, so let s say you were to come over to my
parents house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you d do to make that first impression really
stick?
Let s see...hmm...well I d have to think about it
I might show up in a tux (ha) but I doubt it
I d probably just show up naked like I always do
And lick your mama in the eye and tell her F*ck you
Hurry up B*tch I m hungry...I smell spaghetti
I d pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed
I d have to walk up and bust him in his F*ckin lips
It s dinner time...we re hearing grace from your mother
I d pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I m steady staring at your sister, I ll tell you this
You know for only thirteen, she s got some big tits
After that, your dad would try to jump again
and only this time I d put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I d try to f*ck her till I nut in my underwear
(hahahahaha)
Anouncer: Now let s meet contestant number two!
He s a phsycopathic daranged crack head freak, who works
with a dark carnival. He says women call him strech nuts
Sharon let s hear your question?
Sharon: I like a man who s not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two...If you fell in love with me exactly how would you
let me know?
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a witchy b*tch yo (f*ck you)
But if I did I ll probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother f*ckers out of here
I d go through your phone book, and wack em all
and fight contestant number one and break his f*cken jaw (what)
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay
I ll be blowing f*cken nuggets off all day
I d grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go and watch them both spring up in your face
I ll sing love songs to you the best I can
Get you naked and hit it like a Cave man!
Then we d go to the beach and walk through the sand
I d throw a little in your face and say I m just playin
As you spit it all out I rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
(HAHAHAHAH)
Anouncer: Well it sounds like contestant number two is just over-
flowing with sensitivity Sharon, It s a tough choice so far
Sharon let s have your last question and see which one is going
to win the rights to your _____
Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me
at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention
and what would your pick up lines be? Whoever s the smoothest wins
Ok well first I d slide up to the bar and tell you that I can t
believe how f*cken fat you are
I d tell you that I like the way you make you titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you d look like Ricky Lake
(F*CK THAT) you d be jacking me quick, I d order you a drink
and stir it with my Dick, and then to get your attention in the
crowded place I d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
(Yeah freak her with your nuts, yeah that ll get her)
(tell her that she s fat, yeah that ll work even better)
Look f*ck you, I gotta strong rep shit you don t like contestant
number two he s mad wack, I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up behind a bucket (HAHAH) tryin ta f*ck it
It was a big f*cken smelly ass farm lama DAMN DAWG! How you gonna diss
your mama ?(HAHAHAHAHAHA)
