Lyric Prom Queen
Won t you be my prom queen? (another morning)
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won t you be my prom queen? (must take for my senior prom)
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Another morning, I must get up and go to school
I m taking too long gettin dressed, tryin to look my best
Because today is not your ordinary every morning
My high school prom is coming up and I hear my daddy s warnings
I m going to find myself a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn t have too much trouble because I m
I m very nice, my mother says I m very handsome
When I wear my good vest, and mother knows best
I got to school, I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
But this time, I must now approach them (or)
Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again (ow)
And so I chose her, her hair, it matches with her face
She is so lovely, my heart pulse begin to race
I make my way between her friends and to her presence
Hello, Christine, would you be my prom queen?
I d rather die, I d rather die, I d rather die... (repeat over)
(would you be my prom queen? no! aaah! prom queen)
There was a time when I could except a no
That was before, Christine is gonna have to go
My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home
So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome
Christine is famous, she has so many different friends
Will they miss her when she s dead or will they just pretend
Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
And I been telling myself all day, she s gotta die
"Good morning, everybody. This is Principal Rogers, and I would just
like to congradulate our Senior class and wish them a great time at tonight s
Prom dance."
Won t you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom baby)
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
It was really fuckin easy, I m a human hater
I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her
I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders
And when it got dark, I carried her home on my shoulders
My daddy was asleep, when I snuck her in the back
I thought about my situation and it s kind of whack
It sounds cheap, but we re having prom in my cellar
But she s dead, I guess I ll never have to tell her
I took the bottles of Tamiace, four dollars worth
I took the seventeen dollars that was in her purse
I bought balloons and streamers and stuff to munch
I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo Punch
I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall
I banged my head a couple times, I m just too fuckin tall
I would have took her to the school like a normal man
But I had to kill her first they d never understand
I put a record on and then I picked her up to dance
I bet she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants
I know my daddy would be proud of all that I ve done
Instead of burning me, he d probably come and hug his son
I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat
The more I think about it tears are rolling down my cheek
I hope I showed Christine a night like no other
After all, that s how my daddy did my mother
"Our Seniors deserve a night to celebrate with friends, celebrate
all their great work. Prom night is your very own special night,
and everybody always remember their high school prom."
Won t you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom baby)
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won t you be my prom queen? (must take for my senior prom)
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Another morning, I must get up and go to school
I m taking too long gettin dressed, tryin to look my best
Because today is not your ordinary every morning
My high school prom is coming up and I hear my daddy s warnings
I m going to find myself a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn t have too much trouble because I m
I m very nice, my mother says I m very handsome
When I wear my good vest, and mother knows best
I got to school, I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
But this time, I must now approach them (or)
Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again (ow)
And so I chose her, her hair, it matches with her face
She is so lovely, my heart pulse begin to race
I make my way between her friends and to her presence
Hello, Christine, would you be my prom queen?
I d rather die, I d rather die, I d rather die... (repeat over)
(would you be my prom queen? no! aaah! prom queen)
There was a time when I could except a no
That was before, Christine is gonna have to go
My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home
So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome
Christine is famous, she has so many different friends
Will they miss her when she s dead or will they just pretend
Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
And I been telling myself all day, she s gotta die
"Good morning, everybody. This is Principal Rogers, and I would just
like to congradulate our Senior class and wish them a great time at tonight s
Prom dance."
Won t you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom baby)
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
It was really fuckin easy, I m a human hater
I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her
I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders
And when it got dark, I carried her home on my shoulders
My daddy was asleep, when I snuck her in the back
I thought about my situation and it s kind of whack
It sounds cheap, but we re having prom in my cellar
But she s dead, I guess I ll never have to tell her
I took the bottles of Tamiace, four dollars worth
I took the seventeen dollars that was in her purse
I bought balloons and streamers and stuff to munch
I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo Punch
I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall
I banged my head a couple times, I m just too fuckin tall
I would have took her to the school like a normal man
But I had to kill her first they d never understand
I put a record on and then I picked her up to dance
I bet she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants
I know my daddy would be proud of all that I ve done
Instead of burning me, he d probably come and hug his son
I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat
The more I think about it tears are rolling down my cheek
I hope I showed Christine a night like no other
After all, that s how my daddy did my mother
"Our Seniors deserve a night to celebrate with friends, celebrate
all their great work. Prom night is your very own special night,
and everybody always remember their high school prom."
Won t you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom baby)
Won t you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
