Lyric the neden game
"Let s meet contestant number one
He s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
Let s find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what s your question?"
"Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let s say you were to come over to my parent s house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick"
Let s see, uh, well, I d have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I d probably just show up naked like I always do
And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I m hungry, I smell spaghetti
I d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I m steady staring at your sister, I ll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I d put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I d dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
"Now, let s me contestant number two
He s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let s hear your question"
"I like a man who s not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?"
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I d probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I d go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I d be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I d sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I m just playin
As you spit it all out, I d rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
"Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It s a touch choice so far
Sharon, let s have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever s the smoothest wins!"
Okay, first I d slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can t believe how fucking fat you are
I d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you d look like Rickie Lake!
Fuck that, you d be jocking me quick
I d order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that ll get her
Tell her that s she fat, yeah, that ll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don t want contestant number two
He s mad-whack
I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
He s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
Let s find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what s your question?"
"Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let s say you were to come over to my parent s house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick"
Let s see, uh, well, I d have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I d probably just show up naked like I always do
And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I m hungry, I smell spaghetti
I d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I m steady staring at your sister, I ll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I d put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I d dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
"Now, let s me contestant number two
He s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let s hear your question"
"I like a man who s not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?"
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I d probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I d go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I d be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I d sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I m just playin
As you spit it all out, I d rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
"Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It s a touch choice so far
Sharon, let s have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever s the smoothest wins!"
Okay, first I d slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can t believe how fucking fat you are
I d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you d look like Rickie Lake!
Fuck that, you d be jocking me quick
I d order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that ll get her
Tell her that s she fat, yeah, that ll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don t want contestant number two
He s mad-whack
I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
