Lyric Red Neck Friend

Pretty little one
How has it all begun?
They re teaching you how to walk
But you re already on the run
Little one--
What you gonna do?
Little one--
Honey, it s all up to you

Now your daddy s in the den shootin up the evening news
Mama s with a friend, lately she s been so confused
Little one--
Come on and take my hand
I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan

Honey you shake and I ll rattle and we ll roll on down the line
And see if we can t get in touch with a very close friend of mine
But let me clue you in, it ain t like him
To argue or pretend--
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Well they ve got a little list of all those things of which they don t approve
They ve got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move
Little one--
I really wish you would
Little one--
I think the damage would do you good

Honey you shake and I ll rattle and we ll roll on down the line
We re going to forget all about the battle
It s gonna feel so fine
Cause he s the missing link, the kitchen sink--
Eleven on a scale of ten
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Honey you shake and I ll rattle and we ll roll on down the line
I m going to try to swing you up into my saddle
And then we ll run but you ll think we re flyin
Now honey don t just stand there
Lookin like this dream will never end
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend