Lyric Brain In A Jar

(Bob McDill/Roger Murrah)

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark
I don t ever use it anyway
Don t think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging
Is all I want to do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls

It was a stormy night in Georgia when I was born
Daddy s greatest expectations in bodily form
Teacher said I had the brightest future she d ever seen
But their hopes all ended the day I turned fourteen

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark
I don t ever use it anyway
Don t think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging
Is all I want to do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls

Momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down
She said doctor all he ever does is follow girls around
Well they looked inside my head and what cha think they saw
Doctor said there ain t nothing in here at all

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark
I don t ever use it anyway
Don t think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging
Is all I want to do these days
They oughta make a plan, get a research grant
And study me around the world
I know it s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls

I know it s bizarre, got my brain in a jar
Ever since I learned about girls