Lyric Pearl Snaps
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Yeah the Shade Tree mechanic is a dinosaur
You can t cuss, you can t smoke or spit on the floor
And don t you hit on a woman cause she might sue
You can t buy beer in the state past two
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Well now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain t
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
And it s not how you play, it s the final score
They don t show M*A*S*H* on the tube anymore
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Well now your lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
And Daddy doesn t smile when a mockingbird sings
The kids are in school, but they re all packin a gun
The losers live forever and the good die young
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Yeah the stars are all fallin out of the sky
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
So pass me the pipe, and sing me a song
The pipe is cashed out-well, just load up a bong
Cause that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Yeah the Shade Tree mechanic is a dinosaur
You can t cuss, you can t smoke or spit on the floor
And don t you hit on a woman cause she might sue
You can t buy beer in the state past two
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Well now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain t
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
And it s not how you play, it s the final score
They don t show M*A*S*H* on the tube anymore
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Well now your lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
And Daddy doesn t smile when a mockingbird sings
The kids are in school, but they re all packin a gun
The losers live forever and the good die young
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Yeah the stars are all fallin out of the sky
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
So pass me the pipe, and sing me a song
The pipe is cashed out-well, just load up a bong
Cause that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
Are two things that stay the same
So when the world starts spinnin and your head hurts
There s a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts
