Lyric Left Right
The master playwright
Urges you to play right/play wrong;
Life is long and every night s the first night.
The wardrobe mistress
Urges you to dress left/dress right;
What a mess when your underpants are too tight.
Who s on the stage door
To help you find the way in/way out?
It s not a sin to be knowing that you don t know.
When you breathe your last line
Will you make your exit stage left/stage right?
Well, you might decide while there s still time.
You have an angel on your shoulder
But you wear the old god s horns.
And you dance around the maypole
While the vicar makes a toast
To the pagan celebration
And extends an invitation to us all
So he can save us when we fall.
Who s your leading lady?
Will you help to get her off the bus? It s best
to pass the test before you get too lazy.
Strike up the orchestra.
Take your cues on the up-beat/Beat down
Anyone who says he doesn t like the sound.
Urges you to play right/play wrong;
Life is long and every night s the first night.
The wardrobe mistress
Urges you to dress left/dress right;
What a mess when your underpants are too tight.
Who s on the stage door
To help you find the way in/way out?
It s not a sin to be knowing that you don t know.
When you breathe your last line
Will you make your exit stage left/stage right?
Well, you might decide while there s still time.
You have an angel on your shoulder
But you wear the old god s horns.
And you dance around the maypole
While the vicar makes a toast
To the pagan celebration
And extends an invitation to us all
So he can save us when we fall.
Who s your leading lady?
Will you help to get her off the bus? It s best
to pass the test before you get too lazy.
Strike up the orchestra.
Take your cues on the up-beat/Beat down
Anyone who says he doesn t like the sound.