Lyric Dickhead

He ain t nothin but a Dickhead.
He s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He ll be a fuckin Dickhead until the day he dies.

He s got a pretty girlfriend
and he flirts behind her back.
He looks at other women,
tries to get them in the sack.
He tells her that he loves her,
then he doesn t call for days.
When it comes to bein a Dickhead,
he s got a million ways.

He ain t nothin but a Dickhead.
He s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He ll be a fuckin Dickhead until the day he dies.

When he s out drivin he s a Dickhead in his car.
When he s out drinkin he s a Dickhead in the bar.
When he s at a party he s a Dickhead drinkin beer.
He s got to be the winner of "Dickhead Of The Year".

He ain t nothin but a Dickhead.
He s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He ll be a fuckin Dickhead until the day he dies.

If he s got no job he s a Dickhead out of work.
If he s got no manners he s a Dickhead and a jerk.
If he s got no money he s a Dickhead with no class.
If he s got no brains he s a Dickhead and an ass.

He ain t nothin but a Dickhead.
He s been one all his life.
If he ever gets married
he ll be a Dickhead with a wife.
He s got no damned excuse.
God knows how he tries.
He ll be a fuckin Dickhead until the day he dies.
He ll be a fuckin Dickhead until the day he dies.