Lyric Mental Floss

[transcribed by Bo B]
Mental Floss
By: Jimmy Buffett
1996
I d Like To Be A Jelly Fish
Cause Jelly Fish Don t Pay Rent
They Don t Walk, They Don t Talk
With Some Euro-Trash Accents

They re Just Simple Protoplasm
Clear As Cellophane
They Ride The Winds Of Fortune
Life Without A Brain

In One Ear And Out The Other
Don t You Get Criss-Crossed
I Recommend You Try A Little...
Mental Floss

It s The Small Small Problems
That Keep Me So Upset

And Send Me Seeking Shelter
Beneath My Mosquito Net
I Stay There For Hours
Protected From The Nights
All Those Insects And Vipers
Other Things That Bite

In One Ear And Out The Other
Don t You Get Criss-Crossed
I Recommend You Try A Little...
Mental Floss

I d Like To Be A Jelly Fish
Because Jelly Fish Don t Pay Rent
They Don t Walk, They Don t Talk
With Some Euro-Trash Accent

There Just Simple Protoplasm
Clear As Cellophane
They Ride The Winds Of Fortune
Life Without A Brain

It s In One Ear And Out The Other
Don t You Get Criss-Crossed
I Recommend You Try A Little...
Mental Floss

It s In One Ear And Out The Other
Don t You Get Criss-Crossed
I Recommend You Try A Little...
Mental Floss

Yea, Don t Forget To Floss Every Day!

Mental!