Lyric The Asshole Song

Well I was drivin down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn t gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
cause you re an asshole tonight.

Yes you re an A S S H O L E...
And don t you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You re an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You re an asshole tonight.
And I ve got a feelin
you ll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you re right."

And all your friends are assholes
cause you ve known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you ve got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
cause you re an aaaass...hole tonight.