Lyric Doctor Junk

Dr. Junk the Dentist Man
Fills your teeth with what he can
Airplane wings and corset stays
And when he s done he ll let you pay
In paper clips or inner tubes
Or anything that s slightly used
He s not really crazy
Only nuts ... and bolts
And rusty rings make him do
The strangest things

Dr. Junk the Dentist has
An office full of colored glass
A garden with a paddle wheel
And funny plants for eye appeal
And though he watches them with care
I ve never seen them growing there
He s not really crazy
Only nuts ... and bolts
And rusty rings make him do
Eccentric things

Dr. Junk the Dentist built
A junky castle up on stilts
Junk within and junk throughout
And TV in the chimney spout
And fourteen levels to each floor
And now he s adding fourteen more
He s not really crazy
Only nuts ... and bolts
And rusty rings make him do
The strangest things