Lyric Cuz I m A Blonde

Because I m a blonde, I don t have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.
Don t have to worry bout getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan,
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people workin, it just makes me giggle
Cause I don t have to work; I just have to jiggle.
I m a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
I m a blonde; don t you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for em,
Cause whenever I m around, all the men ignore em,
Cause I m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
Cause I m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don t tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.
I can t spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
Cause I m blonde, B-L-I-N-D.
Cause I m a blonde; don t you wish you were me?

[spoken]
I just want to say that being chosen this month s Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I ll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children!

Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Girls think I m snotty, and maybe it s true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I m a blonde, B-L- ... I don t know!
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!