Lyric I m a blonde

Because I m a blonde, I don t have to think
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
Don t have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people work and it just makes me giggle
Cause I don t have to work, I just have to jiggle
Cause I m blonde, B-L-O-N-D
Cause I m a blonde, don t you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for em
Cause whenever I m around, all the men ignore em
Cause I m blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah
Cause I m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it, you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm...okay...what was it?
Okay, umm, don t tell me...Oh, yeah, okay
Duck, Magnum, duck!
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can t spell VW, but I got a Porsche
Cause I m a blonde, B-L-I-N-D
Cause I m a blonde, don t you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month s Miss August
Is like a compliment I ll remember for as long as I can
Right now I m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause we re a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I m snotty, and maybe it s true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I m a blonde, B-L-...I don t know!
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah