Lyric I Wanna Meet The Man

I ve been thinking all night about this song
The music s okay but I can t find words to say

I could sing that I m a Virgin and show my tits
Decree how sex improves the world
In which masturbation is the thing of the day
I m afraid I haven t got that much to say

I thought about Hello, fool, I love you
Or repeat a hundred times How do you do
I Wanna Dance with Somebody, hey, I like that sound
But there ain t nobody Humpin Around

I wanna meet the man who wrote these lyrics (he must be great)
I wanna meet the man who wrote these songs
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man

And while I sing these words to you
There s a Rat in my Kitchen, don t know what I ll do
Forget about the rat and sing along
Cause we feel so strong and we can t go wrong
We walk hand in hand to the promised land

I think I met the man who wrote these lyrics
I guess I have ignored the things he said
I think that I have noticed how expensive perfume
Never covers up a smelly breath

I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man