Lyric Something s Wrong

When your pubic hair s on fire, something s wrong
When you think you re the Messiah, something s wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus, something s wrong
When your girlfriend s got a penis

Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...

When you like music more than life, something s wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive, something s wrong
When you re favorite drink is thinner, something s wrong
When you re proud to be a sinner

Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...

When a canary drives a tractor, something s wrong
When your president s an actor, something s wrong
When your jacket s plagued with dandruff, something s wrong
If you think that this song matters

Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...

Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...
Something s wrong...