Lyric Don t Touch My Willie

She showed up at my house at half past nine
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
She said this will be a night you won t forget

She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said

Don t touch my Willie
I don t know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don t know what you heard
I ain t that kind of guy
Yeah so don t touch my Willie,
We ll get a long just fine

She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn t share his Willie on the very first night
I said it s nothing personal, don t take it so hard

I don t pull out my Willie for just anyone
There s a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far

Don t touch my Willie
I don t know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don t know what you heard
I ain t that kind of guy
Yeah so don t touch my Willie,
We ll get a long just fine

Keep your hands off my Willie,
We ll get along just fine