Lyric Betty Ford s Clinic

It s that time of year,
It s time to go abroad,
It s time to go on holiday,
And visit Betty Ford s.
Get some beers right down my neck,
I m gonna get right out of my head,
I can t help it, I mnot pure
But Betty Ford s will have the cure.
Alcohol, at Betty Ford s
It s cost me loads of money,
Money I could have blown,
On buying loads of heroin,
And smashing up grainies hortnes
But now I ve been to Betty Ford s
Nearlt all my life,
I m coing to copy Uzzy,
And go and kill my wife.