Lyric United States Of Whatever

Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like, "ehhhh"
And I m, like, "whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she s all, like,
"hey, aren t you that dude?"
And I m, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I m, I m at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she s, like, "awww"
And I m, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!

And then it s three A.M.
I m on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he s, like, "hey, punk!"
I m, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I m throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and he s, like,
"hey, I thought I told you..."
And I m, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo
I m, like, "yo, Zafo. What s up?"
He s, like, "nothin "
And I m, like, "that s cool."

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!