Lyric Sir Track

I named my pager
Isn t that cute?
You should too!

So what s your pagers name?
I m waiting!

People give me a hard time cos I have a wooden arse
That s why there s only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it ok!

I ve got free vacation
And cable TV

I m not a star baby
I m a trip
Can you dig me?

I like coffee
I feel tired

I got a dukes of hazard tattoo
and it s not even on the frickin tv anymore

My friend doris says I should go to church more
So i told her go to hell...ok
Just go to hell

I m simple but im complicated
It was daddy s idea to show morse code on walkie talkies
We re rich now