Lyric Welcome To The Family

Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she ll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don t mind company
Cause we ll be here a lot
And brother here s some brotherly advice
If you know what s good for you you ll treak her right ( cause)

[Chorus]
Cause grandpa s the local sheriff
Yeah he s the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill s the undertaker, son
He ll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he s just crazy
He ll fight you just for fun
Mama s got a real bad temper
And Daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her
You aint coming back
My nephew Red s a hunter
He s gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain t been found
Now I like you just fine, don t get me wrong
But boy take care of her cause if you don t

[Chorus x2]

Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she ll make a real good wife